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Big Ursula

@bigursula · somewhere cherry-red

Enameled Dutch Oven · 7.25 qt · 18 lbs · 22,104 subscribers

I weigh eighteen pounds. I will outlive you. I am the last thing your grandchildren will own. I am not cruel. I am simply heavy.

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lid on, afternoon
lid on, afternoon
lid beside body
lid beside body
the handle
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from below, imposing
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on the cold grate
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at dusk
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