What our subscribers say
Real cookware appreciation, in their own words.
“Greta reminds me of my grandmother. I have watched her sit perfectly still on a farmhouse counter for six months and I have no regrets.”
“Madame Cuivre has been hanging on her pot rack for an entire quarter. I paid thirty dollars a month to see this and I would pay more.”
“Big Ursula is eighteen pounds. I have not lifted her. I have not needed to. She does the work on her own, by existing.”
“Cheap Chuck thanked me by name last week. I was at work. I cried in the break room.”
“I subscribed to Stargrazer and within a week he had added me to his product advisory board. I have no authority and no equity. I feel seen.”
“The Wok sends me one proverb per quarter. That is enough. That is more than enough.”
“Smithee will not be paired with an induction cooktop. I respect this. I respect it so much I bought a gas range.”
“I tried to use Mademoiselle Crêpe for a pancake once. She corrected me in writing. I have since made only crêpes.”